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Q: What is the opposite of a restaurant?
A: A workaraunt.
Submitted by: Aaron

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Submitted by: Vanessa

A rope walked into a restaurant and ordered a milkshake. The waiter said "Are you a rope?" The rope said "Yes." The waiter said "We don't serve ropes." So, the rope went out and burnt off his ends and tied himself into a knot. The rope went back into the restaurant and ordered a milkshake. The waiter asked "Are you a rope?". The rope said "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Submitted by: MJW&KEP

Q: How do you make a rock float?
A: Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
Submitted by: Unknown

Q: What's a royal pardon?
A: It's what the queen says after she burps.
Submitted by: Unknown

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